Intimacy: Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend...

By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:15

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:13

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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NTalbott 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:50

Phone sex. They're doing it wrong.

Sai_Run614 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:50

I guess the silent function on the phone has more then one use after all.

choff47436 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:52

What?

Longshott 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:52

She would have left it up there, but every time they had sex she butt-dialed her cousin.

squirrelbutt 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:53

Dafuq????? Holy shiznit why would u ever do that!!! Naaaaasssstttty

imavelociraptor 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:54

What the actual.....????

Raider4life15 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:59

Who the **** thinks its a good idea to stick an iPhone in a ******? Our generation really is ****** up these days

Shimmypop_11 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:03

iTampon?

bspiper87 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:06

Id sue apple for not having an app for that

theamazingone_12 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:10

why would someone think about doin this

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