By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

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Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Wtf. That is all

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MyChemicalSmosh 4

Your profile picture is awesome. ._. And my reaction to the FML was the same.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Thank you :)

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Zomg_Okay 26

This is the Internet. You are *never* the only one.

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g02hell 2

Really your ass literally detached from your body? That's unhealthy....

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KnightAngela1109 10

Lol...Should of had a otter box.could of saved the phone and gave a little more girth to it:)

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IStillReadBooks 8

Yeah, because a phone in your ****** isn't bad enough

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challan 19

Yeah, ummm no. Just no. I couldn't fit it normally, and you want more girth? Who's your boyfriend, King Kong?

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Il_Maestro 6

Perhaps she's dating the gentleman with the baseball bat, coke can, and mayo jar.

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Shanokie 2

Lifeproof cases are water proof otter boxes are not =)

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ryanator008 23

Phones really shouldn't need cases. Mine doesn't break when I drop it, so why can't the more expensive hipster phone do the same?

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KVKdragon 26

At least it wasn't an iPad (I'm dead serious by the way)

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lacrossebrah13 8

That would hurt so bad.

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reddudeover 2

Can't blame stoners this time Doc.

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perdix 29

If he tried Find My iPhone, the **** music would play -- bow-chicka-wow-wow. You'd probably want to activate the remote wipe :)

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Perdix and DocB one after another in the threads. Brilliant day :)

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