By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

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Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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DocBastard 38

I find this FML easy to ********** to. Rule 34 holds true yet again.

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ICastillo 24

Hey Doc have you ever have a case like this?

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DocBastard 38

A *****, yes. A butt-plug? Yes. A coke bottle? Yes. A cell phone? Not yet.

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ICastillo 24

Well damn you must see some crazy shit.

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lmfb07 0

Enjoy the little things in life

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j_cat187 19

The image of a girl stuffing a coke bottle will never leave me. FML

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OkitaCockroach 19

.... DAFUQ DID I JUST READ---- Oh wait, phones vibrate. Psssssh, and I thought this idea was STUPID! .... That was sarcasm, btw. Your daughter is an idiot, OP.

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squirrelss 1

I like your picture :0)

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23chicagobulls01 0

Two questions. How & Why?

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immaMonsta 8

My God...what the hell makes the young generation to even try stupid shit like this? And to think I am a part of this generation -_- *puts head down in shame*

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DollyDope 17

Every generation has their own similar percentage of stupidity, they just didn't specifically have iPhones and FML to brag on

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tehdarkness 21

An iPhone is pretty big... Jus' sayin..

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bubo_fml 10

Set to vibrate, call him back, repeatedly...

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Devin91 20

I had to read this fml several times to understand it, but OP your daughter is a freak..

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