By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

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Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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Comments

CHFSports 12

What the f@&k were they trying to do? Wait!!!! I don't want to know.....

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br0ccoli 14

Is that what technology and education has done to the future generation?

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lauraaaaaa_fml 7

Your daughter must have a weird-shape ****** to get an iPhone up there... That just sounds painful to me.

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DracoSpirita 21

It was a bad decision for me to take a sip of soda just before reading this comment - I just spit it all over the wall laughing.

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Keliosan 6

Maybe he was just trying to make a booty call! Whoa! buckle up we're on a roll!

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fuzion50 6

Let's just call it textual experimentation

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False_Stupidity 41

Hope he wasn't trying to dial an STD number.

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tennisrapper1 14

Reminds me of that scene in black swan where she pulls a knife thing out of her ******. :P both visuals are disgusting!

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perdix 29

I'd suggest they take it to the Genius Bar, but when the two extreme ends of the intelligence spectrum meet, it would be like matter meeting anti-matter.

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j_cat187 19

But that would destroy the fabric of space and time.

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MrsStorms 0

just... Wow :/ smdh

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anoellem 1

There's no way that felt good. Why the hell did she let him do that?

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snator 0

Exactly what I was thinking...

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