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By tinytiny1124 - 14/04/2014 16:57 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML
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kAPISH 29

Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

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interesting33 36

That isn't the best way to go about it I think. If you feel unloved or just want him to go to sleep, it might help to talk to someone.

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elektron_fml 3

you are one sadistic ************

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jenbailey0125 3

Worst parent award goes to you. HOW DARE YOU scare him like that!!

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Raylosophy 10

You have some issues that need to be worked out.

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southernbelle037 5

Need a cuddle buddy? No worries, just traumatize your young, impressionable son....

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black_bunny9 4

Can't wait to have OP make a new story about how son is too scared lf monsters to be alone

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pensacolalady 10

You shouldn't have a kid!!! The poor thing is messed up for life now.

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LoveEternal 6

Parent fail! Why would you scare your child at such a young age!? That was selfish. I agree with a previous comment, get a dog.

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