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By tinytiny1124 - 14/04/2014 16:57 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML
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kAPISH 29

Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

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CandyApple88 13

wow, did they base the mother in the movie Bad Boy Bubby on the OP?

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Lpontis22 3

You should absolutely show your son love but not at the expense of lying to him and tricking him. If you are lonely, that's ok but your son isn't there to curb your loneliness. If you have a spouse or SO, talk to them because it sounds like you need some more attention. If you're single, put yourself out there! We all deserve to feel loved but this is probably not the best way achieve that. Your son may never know but then again, it's now on the internet. Teach him independence (for him and yourself) and you will both be better off.

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natywantspeace 7

You are a terrible parent and person. Feel shame

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at0micmin3r 23

How did my comment get moderated? You're a HORRIBLE parent if you'd do that to your kid. YDI

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greengreta1 3

most pathetic thing I've ever heard in my life. You should be entirely ashamed of yourself.

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jlnotary 33

You really need help. Hope you found a therapist by now.

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