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By tinytiny1124 - 14/04/2014 16:57 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML
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kAPISH 29

Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

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CYOA4Life 22

Yeah, that's not going to backfire on you later or anything. Parenting done wrong:::

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zinnish 11

I don't usually say nasty things like this, but as a parent of a three year old, maybe if you weren't such a lousy parent your kid would want to cuddle with you. I mean seriously, what kind of parent tries to scare their children into feeling the need for comfort? You suck.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow... that's a parenting fail. Not only are you scaring your kid, you're lying to him, and when he gets older and realizes this, trust will be thrown out the window.

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sharond23 10

Jesus. you're kind of a sick **** arent you. scare the kid just so he'll cuddle? wow

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lucasj23 11

God you suck at parenthood. terrorize a small child just so he'd cuddle you? that's sick

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