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By tinytiny1124 - 14/04/2014 16:57 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML
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kAPISH 29

Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

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alicat13 12

psycological child abuse! And you think it is funny!

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RosaEP517 13

Being a mother of a 3 year old I have to say that is horrible! I love snuggles too and he is getting to where he doesn't do it so often. I would NEVER scare him into it. Thats just mean.

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wysteria14 17

If you're the type of person who would purposely make a child scared of their own home I can see why he wouldn't want to cuddle with you.

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justmeCee 16

What the hell is wrong with you OP?

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idknicholle 14

Annnnnnnnd the parent of the year award goes to...... smh! you're pathetic, OP.

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Axel5238 29

Some parents/people are overly affectionate. I never cared for it mine were and it bugged me even when I pushed them off and was clearly uncomfortable with it. They don't get it, it's natural you want your kid to be loving act, but careful it doesn't get to a point where the child in uncomfortable with it.

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harmtouch16 11

That sounds like a great idea! I will use that with my precious children. In fact I'm so grateful that I want to send a thank you card. What's your name and address? For... for the thank you card. Definitely not to call child protective services. For the thank you card...yeah...

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fader48080 10

Well at least you weren't lying, there was one monster in the house.

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