By helloimkylieee - 25/01/2016 01:04 - United States - Tracy

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Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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Anti_Sora 31

Why would you need to tell your parents that? They should know they should do that.

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Spark_Slicker 19

Why would you have to even convince them to do that in the first place? Do they WANT their kid to see them getting it on?

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TheRussianNavy 11

At Least they still have fun? Just don't make it awkward man...Leave? Walk the dog(s)? Play Skyrim? Just do something to take your mind off of it.

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Spark_Slicker 19

OP is the one making it awkward? Not the parents who refused to simply close the door when they screw?

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TheRussianNavy 11

I'm just telling him not to make it more awkward, the parents are at fault here for they should close the door. But still some people tend to make it awkward afterwards. I'm sorry if it sounded like I was saying he's making it awkward.

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dragoongirl90 34

My ***** mother did this with her minor boyfriend. You should report them for child abuse. Because this is.

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AviShtap 20

Man, I seriously feel like parents should wait for their kids to leave the house before getting up to that stuff. Best case scenario...maybe they thought you were sleeping or weren't home? :/

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unixdude 9

They are trying to drop a hint that 1) you are adopted and, 2) you should join in.

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shinikageWolf 15

Just start doing things that will murder the mood for them. Play loud crying baby noises, obnoxious rap music, something annoying like badly played accordion. Maybe they'll shut the door to block the sounds.

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CheeseEnthusiast 2

Wtf then just don't look towards their door problem solved

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Prissysaurus 3

Next time it happens run in there and spank who ever is on tops ass lmao, they'll learn.

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