By helloimkylieee - 25/01/2016 01:04 - United States - Tracy

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Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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Anti_Sora 31

Why would you need to tell your parents that? They should know they should do that.

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Spark_Slicker 19

Why would you have to even convince them to do that in the first place? Do they WANT their kid to see them getting it on?

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MariaGiovanni 25

That's seriously gross. If they're exhibitionists then that's their business but not to someone who isn't comfortable and especially not to your child! That's just lewd conduct and indecent exposure. I would have a talk with them especially if you're a minor.

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fullerkate3 17

I've caught my parents doing it on the living room couch like now I can never sit on the couch

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sammiaaron 16

#13 you talk as if watching your parents bang is a normal occurrence for you and I'm sorry your life sucks

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Lucifer97_fml 3

What you should do is run in with an air horn then run out

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Goblin182 26

The next time they have sex with the door open stick you head in and say "tear that pussy up, son".

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Mysterious_one 26

Tear that pussy dad..

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WolfAvenge 22

My mom and her boyfriend once invited me over to hang out for the day and to have dinner. Not two hours later I could hear them going at it in the front room while I was in the living room... I didn't stay for dinner because that's just disgusting and disrespectful. X.x

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914smv 18

At least you guys can share your thoughts about the situation openly. Im sure they just forget if you are out of the house OP

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Mysterious_one 26

Their way of asking to move out?

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