Health: Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to...

By gimpy - 04/01/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my first day of going to the gym, some gym bro dropped his weights, which you’re not supposed to do, right on the top of my foot. I have complex crush fractures in most of my foot bones, I’m going to need surgeries, probably metal pins, and I can’t put weight on it for months. FML

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By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. Feeling pumped, I grabbed what I thought was a light dumbbell. It wasn’t. I dropped it on my toe and screamed so loud that the gym bros around me stopped mid-workout to stare at me. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By ice_dancer_jake - 20/06/2019 02:28

Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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By Lia Beckworth Morris - 10/07/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML

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By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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Wednesday 4 January 2012 18:54

Sue him!!

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 4 January 2012 19:14

Jesus **** people, it was an accident. Bad stuff happens all the time, but the reason the legal system in the US is so ****** up is frivolous lawsuits like this.

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trulsrohk 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:39

Kudos for trying tho mate, I found the hardest part was there first couple of weeks. And can always keep doing upper body while your foot heals :P

fyl9907 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:44

Excuses, excuses...

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:50

You were tea bagging the guy while he was pressing, right?

Track1991 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:01

Most meatheads don't have much brain, so that doesn't surprise me that you ended up with a broken bone. But as soon as you heal, keep up on working out.

eddieyes 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:05

I f&&king hate when they do that ! they think they are so cool! You need to sue him for us!

chenry1 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:31

Or NOT sue.

skittlesmeep 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:05

You can still work your arms and abs until your leg heals.

attaboy368 20

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:17

If you are truly determined to get in shape, you can still do some stuff that doesn't require either a gym or your leg, search the web I am sure you can find more information on eating right and what to do to get through an injury when starting a new exercise program

elephantom12 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:23

I think you go to the same gym as the hodgetwins or twinmuscleworkout (two black guys that have a YouTube channel about weightlifting) cause they made a video and talked about how they saw this same situation play out infront of them. Small world lol. Sorry about your foot : /

akumanoz 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:29

Im gonna go ahead and say YDI, if someone was lifting heavy weights, why the hell would you be walking that close to them? If they were performing any major lifts that involve or even require dropping, you should've had the common sense to not be so damn close. Unless the guy threw the weight at you, it was an accident and not all the blame is on the "meathead"