Wanker and Intimacy: Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have...

By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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Can't win

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Live dumping

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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Thursday 10 May 2012 0:42

I think you may have a problem...

PvtParts417 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:43

Dude not at school! Control yourself

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efemel94 7

Friday 11 May 2012 0:56

237 - So, by your logic, anyone who pays for their children to have a private education is the reason 14 year olds are having children? Nice logic.

uumlaut_strohson 3

Friday 11 May 2012 1:15

freak! did you at least clean up the wank juice?

amasmtfan 0

Friday 11 May 2012 2:41

Dude we started dissecting frogs today in class we were learning about the reproduction process of them as well Most ppl were crying and grossed out over the breaking and cracking of bones and the smell of formaldehyde :( Yet u need to wank really quick because u got turned on during the reproduction lesson Smh

OffcialLexiB 0

Friday 11 May 2012 4:40

Was it sexy?

pennies_lane 6

Friday 11 May 2012 5:21

mmmm 'froggy style' :/

DeeBoii6 0

Friday 11 May 2012 5:57

Wtf!?!

bobbos100 2

Friday 11 May 2012 7:35

Are u like 14??or have a thing for frogs? Do u wank watching the Muppet movie when Kermit is on screen?

picturescrazy 24

Friday 11 May 2012 8:59

Getting turned on so much by frog sex that you can't resist the urge to rub one out while at school is just plain bizarre.... I feel bad for any frogs unfortunate enough to cross paths with you O: I didn't think it was normal to even jack off while in school... seems kind of pathetic to me /:

shawker 3

Friday 11 May 2012 9:40

I had a similar feeling in high school once ... I slept with my math teacher though , but good on you for being brave enough to wank in a public restroom bud