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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 14:50 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 14:00

Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML

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By mom - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML

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By MiceMiles - 10/12/2015 12:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By Karen - 21/05/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML

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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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By gl0b3suck0r - 08/05/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 20:48 - United States

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

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By brokeass - 13/06/2012 12:29 - United States

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 18:51

Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 1 October 2012 18:55

No, stupid boys who cheat on girls grow up to be rats.

shadowsorel 15

Monday 1 October 2012 18:55

Of course they don't gro up into rats! They EVOLVE into them!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 1 October 2012 21:04

That's like saying that Willow Smith will grow up to be Honey Boo-Boo. One is decent enough to bear, but the other is horrible. I hate Honey--er, Rats. Yes, rats.

sbstar2017 8

Monday 1 October 2012 21:20

They dont?

viomartyr 4

Monday 1 October 2012 21:56

What? MOUSE is evolving! .... Congratulations! Your MOUSE evolved into RAT!

zrwood13 1

Monday 1 October 2012 22:13

This is news to me..

notepie 6

Monday 1 October 2012 22:16

Wow bitch whine and cry about it

elmousey 5

Monday 1 October 2012 22:43

Ahh, the life cycle of a mouse: mouse>gerbil>rat>capybara

jasonman66 7

Monday 1 October 2012 23:07

Is it bad that I actually thought this was true also..? I'm 16...

Scudius7209 0

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:37

Don't feel bad, I had to explain it to my wife... and she's 27.

iCake 13

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:38

WHAT???? YOU SERIOUS? Nooooooooo, Childhood Ruined

Tiffywoo 3

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:39

looool

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Today, I finally had sex after 3 long years. It lasted less than a minute, followed by 2 hours of talking about anime.. I'm in my 30s. FML

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