By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
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RealTalk0 7

She's doing it for you, buddy. I'd be flattered.

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Volcan_fml 22

So your wife thinks she's Kristen Stewart now?

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Volcan_fml 22

So your wife thinks she's Kristen Stewart now?

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shadowsorel 15

Yes. But she still uses more facial expressions than her.

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sincerelyjay 13

#1 Totally irrelevant but, who is your profile picture of?

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rhaemese 9

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gracehi 31

87, Unless you're using the app, which doesn't have private messaging.

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rhaemese 9

93 that's true. Completely forgot about that.

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lacespace 8

69-it's Edie Sedgwick

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erikabt820 2

What makes you think that Kristen Stewart has anything to do with 50 shades???

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Justy101 23

135 - Because Fifty Shades of Grey is basically a **** fan fic based on Twilight.

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sportcrazychick4 7

Your very true!! :)

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MuseFan1991 14

that irritates me so much in the books! and the ridiculous amount of times grey runs his hands through his hair. who actually does that?

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RealTalk0 7

She's doing it for you, buddy. I'd be flattered.

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MagicGiraffe 12

My favorite was the 50 Shades of Grey picture book

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onlychildFTW 33

What about the funny book "50 shames of earl grey" Haha

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desoto96 9

Hey, it's better then someone else bitting we lip.

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desoto96 9

Haha I just read that. My spell check got the best of me once again!

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tinyj96 3

Yes! I bite we lip all the time! -no one ever.

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Welshite 39

I thought one of you would catch the mistake, but for reference here you go. I hope it helps. The bitter biting locksmith used a bitting to make the key’s bit. I swear, sometimes spelling mistakes just make me want to slam my head against a ship bitt in frustration.

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Shafreeka 8

62 - I'm not sure how no one else caught the way he tried to spell biting. Ha. Kudos to you.

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mylifesucks_fml 1

It all sounded like someone with an irish accent to me at first considering their english... am i the only one?

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muFilter 19

You guys all managed to miss the use of "then" instead of "than" too? Things have really gone downhill around here on the Grammar Nazi front.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

4 is Scottish, they meant wee lip, as in small

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lacespace 8

*darkened expression* tell her to stop it before I bend her over...and push her off a cliff.

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cliffibom 15

Im waiting for her to get pushed off of me...

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tanderla 1

Lol, best come back comment EVER... AWESOME...

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lacespace 8

Kind words, I thank you both

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toeman47 1

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anythingmustbe 18

Fifty shade's of grey the Twilight for adults. Both badly written. Both fail romance stories.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well it was a Twilight fanfiction that the publisher tweaked to make a book out of it. I read a few pages, it is as lame and poorly written as Twilight... I don't get that rubbish like that are published when they are very good authors out there who struggle.

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airforce987 20

No sir, the 50 shades of gray for adults is the Song of Ice and Fire series. It's like putting the Sopranos in Middle Earth while filing a porno without the shitty actors. It's goddam beautiful.

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Srs_business 7

Still a better love story than twi...wait a god damn minute it isn't. They're both terrible.

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rattusrattus 18

Fifty Shades of Grey: At last, something Twilight is a better love story than!

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anythingmustbe 18

#91 If your going to correct me at least spell the name of the book right...

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sirpantselot 22

117, that's a bit rich from someone who didn't spell it right in the first place...

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airforce987 20

How did I spell it wrong? That's the name of the series... If you are referring to "gray", I'm on a phone and the autocorrect changes "grey" to "gray". My apologies. Also I don't know why I'm getting so many thumbs down. The Song of Ice and Fire series is one of the best I've ever read.

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Max1468 4

I can't take you seriously with a My Little Pony icon.

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Synistiel 14

146- It's called a not needed apostrophe and incorrect capitalization. It would be "Fifty Shades of Grey" not "Fifty shade's of grey".

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Love1D_fml 1

your picture goes so good with that comment

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fthku 13

50 Shades of Grey for adults is the ASOIAF series? The ****? How can you even think about comparing them?

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sarahannewrap 7

Believe it or not, 50 shades was actually a fan fiction for twilight at first.

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brianna27 8

Fifty shades is like twilight, but with spankings lol

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Dbotmen 9

#91 The sopranos and middle earth filming a porno... wait what the ****?

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Dbotmen 9

#91 The sopranos in middle earth while filming a porno... wait what the ****?

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xInwex 12

I'll never understand this 50 shades of grey crap. I feel like I'm losing brain cells just mentioning it

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secret_ninja_gal 12

LOLOLOL this made my day.

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mashimarox 12

Lip biting is sexy though :P

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UsernameHere234 13

I agree. My fiancee has always done it (she hates the idea of fifty shades of grey and books like it) and it turns me on. I don't know why your getting so many down votes

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I loveeee a little nibble here and there. But I don't bite myself. Is it supposed to be sexy?

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DocBastard 38

I bite my lip all the damned time when I'm chewing. Why the hell would she need to practice? Is lip biting considered difficult?

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kamikrazy 6

It is when you wanna do it intentionally. You can't make it hurt on purpose.

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dwc2134 5

You have absolutely no pain tolerance, then. I can draw blood from my own lips and arms with my teeth without a second thought, and no, I'm not a masochist or an emo kid.

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realSlimjimShady 7

I don't think doctors are supposed to chew DocBastard don't u have pamphlets on that

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skullofdarkness 18

Siberianhampster: you sir (or madam) are awesome. And I totally agree with you. XD

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Yeah, I just did. Thanks a lot liar, now my lip won't stop hurting.

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eatdemcupcakes 4

73-what's wrong with masochist?

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P374RD3D 9

Were you trying to get first comment without being obvious? I think you failed both.

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