By MiceMiles - 10/12/2015 12:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML
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Tripartita 44

Damn, so when that mouse was bragging to me about running several miles, he was talking about ACTUAL miles?! That IS impressive.

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MSCCG 16

Well mice probably do use a different metric to measure distance. It would be more likely that it's based on timing though, so a log scale perhaps.

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nitrog100 21

Well, technically, because the foot was measured by the approximate length of a man's foot before standardization, a mouse mile could be considered the length of 5280 mouse paws.

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Lotzalot 6

There are two types of miles: Topographical miles, the one in common usage and on maps; and nautical miles, the converted actual distance of a common mile over the curvature of the Earth, used for maritime and aviation purposes.

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urbanbigfoot 20

damn. I'm in great shape. I can run 1 mouse mile in 25 seconds flat.

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