Work: Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had...

By WishIWasADogMinder - 10/12/2015 10:47 - Australia

Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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Spooky season has begun

By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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I just work here

By don't get paid enough for this - 11/07/2015 02:20 - United States - Youngstown

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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jrmertz00 20

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:36

How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:20

What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.

Comments

drunkmunkey 24

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:19

the food can have that effect on people.... It's a shitty situation but keep your head up OP, you'll find something better

OceanGod 7

Friday 11 December 2015 2:01

The thing is, I don't think the food has anything to do with it. I worked at McD's for a few months, worst I ever saw was some guy that shit on the toilet. On the toilet. I think the problem is the clientele themselves.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 14 December 2015 6:23

Also probably heatstroke, because Australia

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 17 December 2015 15:44

This is the 55th instance of the word "minimum." LOL!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:20

What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.

Railroader 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 20:29

Be careful what you wish for.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 10 December 2015 21:00

I do! I wanna know!

deltax 8

Thursday 10 December 2015 21:23

Probably the food ;)

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 17 December 2015 15:37

A quote from the movie Blazing Saddles: I do! I do!

pphead 5

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:21

Oh come on now you HAVE to tell us what the grossest was

christian1509 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:22

I'm curious as to what the grossest thing you've seen is

dideldoodles 17

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:22

Wow that STINKS...literally

XxDanno316xX 27

Friday 11 December 2015 2:29

Let me show you out, sir.

OSMC 10

Friday 11 December 2015 20:59

I'll get the shotgun to chase him down the alley and off the cliff

aruden 25

Saturday 12 December 2015 7:20

uhh #108 no... just no

Adam_Power58 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:24

Unlucky Op, it can only get better! Hopefully a new job better pay.Atleast you've some good stories to tell in a few years

tfriend3 15

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:25

If that isn't a clear sign it's time to move on and find something else then I don't know what is. Good luck finding another job OP, pretty sure what you've been through is not worth your time at that pay rate.

sugarsweetroses 10

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:25

People do the nastiest things. I will never understand

katsuragi2008 4

Thursday 10 December 2015 21:38

In my personal opinion I think it's just idiots being idiots. They think that because "the customer's always right" they can do whatever they want without any consequences.