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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Keep out

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 13:57

Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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Dad, no, enough!

By Tooyoungforthis - 04/01/2013 00:34 - United States - Arvada

Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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Saturday 20 March 2010 19:30

Sounds like fun!

IzabellaBlack 0

Monday 2 July 2012 4:13

That doesn't even make grammatical sense

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Ikillyou2times 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 7:31

family movie

chkchkBOOM 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 7:33

omg my dad has been doing this too, but I don't know what to say :S

oped01 8

Sunday 21 March 2010 8:29

does he at least hose off the keyboard?

recreationxd 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 10:23

lol ur dad has his needs:p

aquariofou 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 16:27

pornhub.com and wetpussy.com are my favorite :3 the second one is Hentai though...

aquariofou 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 16:31

haha, if only I did watch **** xD thnx big brother for showing me these sites. FML :3

austindhall 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 20:19

lol I had to do the same thing with my dad

likeyummy 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 23:46

ur dad needs to get laid. jus sayin

chimpy22 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 1:16

and you are the girl for the job haha.

I2HomlessGuys 0

Monday 22 March 2010 7:01

lol wow ur dad fails very unsneaky

theclutz 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 11:04

my dad never erases it. so i end up watching them and deleting them=)) btw im 13. so how am i supposed to tell him?:))

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