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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Privacy

By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Keep out

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 13:57

Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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Dad, no, enough!

By Tooyoungforthis - 04/01/2013 00:34 - United States - Arvada

Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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Monikabug 9

Saturday 20 March 2010 19:30

Sounds like fun!

IzabellaBlack 0

Monday 2 July 2012 4:13

That doesn't even make grammatical sense

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yz250ab 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 7:53

haha you too, my bro thought it was me to, until he realized im not into mexican chicks, though i am mex lol

SirreAibohRose 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 6:52

I have the same problem, OP. I'm a girl. Think about how I feel. *shuddertwitch*... Wait. For. It.. *shuddertwitch again*.

cinesixteen 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 13:09

I'm 14 and I know my dad watches ****. I don't really have a problem with it. Of course he doesn't know that I know so...

yennie 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 17:08

I know how you feel.

Chasearooni 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:58

Haha that would have been funny to see! :-3)

maddie_lovesyou 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:47

I bet that's a good way to bond!

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:15

That's why he has a wife!

jc95sd 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 22:28

Then he sat you down and told you "I'm the one who pays the bills and will watch all the damn **** I want!"

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