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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Privacy

By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Keep out

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 13:57

Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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Dad, no, enough!

By Tooyoungforthis - 04/01/2013 00:34 - United States - Arvada

Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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Monikabug 9

Saturday 20 March 2010 19:30

Sounds like fun!

IzabellaBlack 0

Monday 2 July 2012 4:13

That doesn't even make grammatical sense

Comments

Erindub 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 20:19

ouch!

TheScriptBaby 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 20:24

Ooooh, wow. Thats grossssss.

BountyBass 13

Saturday 20 March 2010 20:25

underware goes inside pants

Oreogasm 5

Saturday 20 March 2010 20:33

this is why I stream **** on my iPod instead of the computer. the selection may not be as large, but it gets the job done.

baybybitch 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 20:39

do you know what site it is?

kekelala3 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:03

quietlytearful 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:17

haha. @21 win : ^ p

urlifeiseffed 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:19

wow OP Is an uptight bitch "sexually explicit matrial?" is saying the word **** really that hard...

amandansqueak 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:24

If you watch ****, you're nasty. Must not be gettin' any!

lendahandmanda 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:33

I am not really sure why he needs to clear the browser history...? I mean if everybody knows (like in my family) then what's the big deal. Plus, why are you looking through the browser history? It's not like you have to click on the sites... This embarrassing momment could have been made better if you had just sucked it up and cleared the history yourself if it bothered you that much.