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You wanker!
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Lol, almost happend 2 me 2
I'd just make up some bullshit excuse lol. They don't need to know the truth.
How in the ****......
Must've been some damn good ****.
YDI but good job lol nobody can jerk you off as good as you
Tone it down a bit if your sex was given I think advice would be easier but I think it's pretty basic
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Can't you just make up an excuse ?
How the **** do you ********** intensely enough to dislocate your shoulder?