By kinky - 05/08/2010 00:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 657
You deserved it 37 996

Same thing different taste

Top comments

turtlemansam 6

Can't you just make up an excuse ?

How the **** do you ********** intensely enough to dislocate your shoulder?

Comments

I'd just make up some bullshit excuse lol. They don't need to know the truth.

rinblack1612 10

YDI but good job lol nobody can jerk you off as good as you

Tone it down a bit if your sex was given I think advice would be easier but I think it's pretty basic

hoosiergirl94 31

How does that even happen...?

Cyrus00 41

That must have been one aggresive session!

_LoveSucks_21 13