By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 14:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.

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worldclassrager 39

Either way everyone is evil in their own way...if he thinks that maybe a maple tap will sweeten him up...

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wiseguy13 3

plot twist that is how he knows Canadians are evil.

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gracehi 31

Canadians? Pffffft. They're nowhere NEAR evil as those ******* low-life Americans! .... Wait...

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BriCx 8

You think he would notice his flapping head in the mirror, eh?

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mackthenewfie 1

these comments are pretty funny. Everyone is such idiots, Canadians don't even have maple syrup that much, I barely ever have it, plus, we don't have as much crime and violence here as Americans do, so maybe you guys are evil.

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RedPillSucks 31

lighten up. This is FML. Are you going to challenge OPs grandfather to a "Quien es mas evil" contest?

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gracehi 31

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a joke! And it went right over your head.

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mpkpm 19

Don't you remember when your maple syrup reserves were robbed?! True story hah

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love_me_electric 20

Are you kidding me? Maple syrup runs in our veins. You have not lived until you've eaten ice cream with maple syrup drizzled on top. Or maple donuts from Tim Hortons. Hell, almost every winter I eat pure maple syrup popsicles that are made by dumping maple syrup on fresh snow then rolling it onto a popsicle stick (I shit you not, this works and it tastes amazing!).

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mansen 15

it's ok, user name has newfie in it. Am going to go by the good ol' newfie stereotype and say most everything goes over their heads. Too much screech and kissing the cod.

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3ph600v 15

I am Canadian and can safely say that some of us are evil

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