By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 14:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.

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blackonblight 32

But Canadians can't be evil, they... They just can't! If they're evil where can I run to escape America when the Tea Party outlaws being independent thought while female?

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efettes 19

Well maybe he should have looked in a mirror, considering he forgot HE is Canadian..

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petielora 1

He must have found out about Justin Beiber..

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broncos67 9

Canadians are the nicest people around. Everyone knows that

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Vincenzo_fml 1

So basically what you're saying is you had to remind him that while we are evil, he won't be a target of thw thermonuclear death we'll bring to the world from all the silos we have hidden away up north?

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freakyturd 6

so many stereotypes today! not everyone in Canada lives on maple syrup! its just very offensive...

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