By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 14:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.

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Adorlee 11

Canadian here. I can confirm, sorry but Canadians are not evil eh.

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Sweetie_1234 4

We were voted one of the most friendliest countries in the WORLD! I think we are 3rd.

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PandaKitteh 20

Not true... Michael Cera is Canadian:3

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kenoswild 14

Only Stephen Harper is evil...... The rest of us, well, are much less evil.

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sanecatlady 13

No, I'm the only Canadian who is evil. I hate the way other Canadians act like Hockey is the greatest sport ever. Also I'm from Nova Scotia but I don't like seafood. If someone from the US makes a big ignorant mistake about us I'm incredibly rude because I correct them. I also extremely rudely hang up on telemarketers. I prefer American-style bacon.

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beastwill64 16

the country that gave us hockey and Rush can't be evil

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AssassinBug 15

Your grandfather isn't Rob Ford, is he?

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thisisnotAJ 6

Canadians are not evil! Canadians are awesome!!!

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