By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 14:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.

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niallo 23

Agreed. He's from there, then he's had first hand experience.

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eternal_malaise 10

It's all the other Canadians that are evil. :p

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.

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merik225 14

Your poor grandfather... He had to live in Canada with America right there! Barney Stinson y'all...

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thisisnotAJ 6

As if the US is better than Canada. Don't make me laugh.

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underthesea12 24

of all people he should know they are evil!

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barfcannon 24

That is indeed a tragic tale. You've changed my mind!

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lolita88_fml 27

Silly muggle, Canada doesn't exist! It's a myth, like Narnia!

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chocolatefrog28 29

That means nothing, there are a lot of Canadians that are evil and just hide it well.

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alex540150 9

I'm Canadian, and I'm not evil..... Muahaha.... Eh?

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