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By married life - 16/05/2013 05:58 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML

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By maricela - 14/05/2021 07:58

Today, I found out why my boyfriend didn’t want me to attend his graduation: because a classmate he’s been seeing was there. I watched through the livestream posted on the school website as they held hands, hugged and kissed. I motivated him to finish college in the first place. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 06/03/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend of several years outright refuses to come to my best friend's wedding, on the grounds he'll be "bored". FML

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Parenting done right

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 03:59

Today, my husband was surprised to learn that I am planning on celebrating our daughter's first day at school. He is now pissed that we did not "decide on this together." Who doesn't celebrate their child's first school day? FML

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No Way Home

By HeartbrokenAsFffff - 12/01/2022 07:59

Today, I found out that my husband wasn’t at “work” like he said he was. He'd told me he couldn’t come to my Master degree graduation because he was called into “work” last minute. I guess “work” is code word for the “movie theatre” watching Spider-Man with an unidentified female person. FML

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Plan ahead

By Elle - 14/05/2022 16:00

Today, my husband yet again procrastinated on a project for so long, that he now has to work during the weekend. When I asked whether or not we could still spend some free time together, he started ranting about how I ruin his career. He seriously thinks it's about us and not his horrible planning skills. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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Suspicious Minds

By PaulaP - 09/07/2021 07:59

Today, my husband wants to go on a trip to Tulum with his friend. I suggested I go as well, but he refused because it’s a "friends trip." He assures me that he "won’t sleep in the same bed with her or anything." I had to explain why it was still inappropriate. He still doesn’t get it. FML

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Have fun!

By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2014 16:57 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my husband told his parents that he was quitting his job so that he could focus on school. They asked him what he was going to do for money. When I told them that I'd be the one working, they took one look at me and burst into laughter. FML

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Dodgy dad

By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML

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Mynameislinh 24

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:10

Your husband has got his priorities all jumbled up.

AH1Zviper 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:12

Aren't husbands supposed to be supporting? He needs to get his priorities straight.

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Blaze321 5

Thursday 16 May 2013 23:08

What kind of husband is that?

redtear17 8

Thursday 16 May 2013 23:21

You know what they say. When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me...

Nonibird 6

Friday 17 May 2013 1:28

He already has his degree in Bullshitography.

knotcool 15

Friday 17 May 2013 4:10

I hope you tell him to crawl himself right onto the couch to sleep for the next few weeks...

lowshadows 21

Friday 17 May 2013 4:37

Bros before...someone finish the rest.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 17 May 2013 4:51

He'll I'd he don't. Are enough to support you like that maybe y'all need some counseling. If that don't work I am available.

godfathermock 19

Friday 17 May 2013 4:53

I suggest marriage counseling, to make sure you guys are on the same page

jessejamesc 8

Friday 17 May 2013 6:44

on the other hand, im sure you'll be supporting him in no time at all.

DarthVader77 9

Friday 17 May 2013 16:58

Let me see: bunch of stuck up people praising themselves and covering whatever emotoins they may have by an artificialsmile or a chance to really unwind, ger drunk and be yourself... Tough decision indeed.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 17 May 2013 22:04

You're a very immature and sad person. I feel sorry for your girlfriend if you have one (which I doubt considering you see getting pissed as more important than one of the major event's in someone's life).