Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching... - FML

By sh3lbst3r - 14/03/2014 22:59 - Australia - Epping

Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML

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sh3lbst3r 8

Saturday 15 March 2014 17:11

The only reason they could hear it was because my apartment has pretty thin walls and I was doing dishes, watching it on my laptop beside me. The volume was cranked so I could hear it and of course that suuuuper long scene with Little Finger and the two girls came on -_- They were good about the whole thing and laughed it off and I promised to turn it down.

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Rag_dollxx 21

Saturday 15 March 2014 5:19

I don't mean to be rude but surely it is none of your neighbours business anyway?

asnakelovinbabe 16

Saturday 15 March 2014 5:37

If I were the neighbor I might care if say, the **** was loud enough that my young child could hear it through the walls. That would be entirely unnecessary and definitely an acceptable reason to have a chat with someone next door. In other words, no it isn't their business what you watch, unless you make it their business by playing it much louder than necessary.

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kawaiichick 9

Monday 17 March 2014 5:08

Hodor !

donutcallmethat 16

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:42

This made me LOL, because HBO is so pornographic these days. I just love GoT and True Blood, so I watch it anyway, but it is soooo graphic. I am shocked when teens tell me they are watching GoT. Your parents let you watch that? The times we are livin in.

Saraishi 24

Wednesday 19 March 2014 19:53

Why did you explain in the first place? It's your house and you don't have to,explain to anyone your preferences um shows.

Luluthus 41

Wednesday 30 December 2015 23:51

I can understand replying when surprised by the question. What I can't understand, is asking the question in the first place.

justhatinglife 11

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:11

no need to ever justify watching such perfection as game of thrones.

advanceinsane 2

Thursday 3 April 2014 2:28

Game of Thrones practically is ****, though

wizardcorn04 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 5:20

arent they the same thing?

Sansa_fml 38

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:46

Almost the same. You see more boobs in game of thrones than ****.

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