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By rain1 - 06/01/2014 02:54 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

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By The Selfie Parent - 04/11/2014 21:48 - Canada - Mount Pearl

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2016 09:54 - United States

Today, I've had so many family members die in the past 4 years, I now think of which pictures would look good at people's funerals when I look through photo albums. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By lolwut - 11/09/2014 06:33 - United States - Albany

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2014 21:00 - United States

Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML

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Monday 6 January 2014 13:23

Are your parents Barrack and Michelle Obama?

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Monday 6 January 2014 13:29

I know, but that ruins my joke, so shut up :p

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Sports_guy3 28

Monday 6 January 2014 16:38

#50 uses contractions too much.

pooldude 24

Monday 6 January 2014 16:40

U lady lack understanding of the obvious!!

myusername83 10

Monday 6 January 2014 17:16

I wish someone was there to explain that to Obama when he did it

dawood_k 27

Monday 6 January 2014 17:41

What the hell, that dog has some nerve wanting to be someone else. That dog, that bitch.

macystar 14

Monday 6 January 2014 18:03

Wrong FML big boy.

illegalbeagle69 23

Monday 6 January 2014 18:05

Dang straight it's my welcome. No... you are very welcome. #alwaysgoodatmath

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 6 January 2014 18:18

So... Was the open casket in the background? Dead gramma flashing gang signs?

Opheliae 22

Monday 6 January 2014 18:35

Why not? The President did it!

midnightmango 13

Monday 6 January 2014 18:40

That's funny actually

1947Chevy 17

Monday 6 January 2014 18:42

Did your parents and you have a freaky Friday sort of situation. I would expect that behavior out of the younger generation not the older one.

fred647 1

Monday 6 January 2014 19:02

Tell that to obama

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