By mandm - 24/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
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dawnimus 21

I'm really not sure how you can get to 16 and NOT know that.

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KushCrushin89 10

So it's ok to slap a woman's butt as long as she's not old? Sa-weeeet!

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jerryj 27

C'mon guys, don't be so hard on him. I bet the grannies are taking it as a compliment and lovin' it.

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happyfingers 15

Or they're really creeped out and probably a bit upset that some stupid teenager thinks it's okay to just go and put his hands on them. If anyone besides my boyfriend touches me, I don't care how old either of us are, Ima smack 'em. People need to learn to keep their hands to themselves.

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Fitzinator1995 13

maybe he just does it to make you mad

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Abominations 7

Young Granny Hunter, using youth to hunt MILFs passed their prime. Interesting strategy.

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happyfingers 15

Could you define "old?" Like, how old are we talking? Twice his age old? Could be your grandparent old?

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blackonblight 32

Does it matter? Unless you're asking because assaulting someone above a certain age carries additional charges, assault is assault.

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fwongraven 10

Teach him fast, do not send an adult out into the world who thinks it's OK to assault women.

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blackonblight 32

To assault ANYONE. Granted, if he tried that on a guy he'd probably need help finding his teeth, but seriously.

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fsomelife 26

GILF? Grandma I'd like to...well, you know the rest.

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