Love: Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town...

By twowords - 08/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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regalarius 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

doodlebug93 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:29

wow. desperate much? i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

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MAD_MIKE 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:39

Gets some!!!

monicamischief 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:40

and i don't know why people are hating on the chick. it never said she had to **** him, just go to the party. are you saying you wouldn't fake someone's date for 160 dollars? that would be a really stupid thing to turn down.

Manny_B92 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:42

Shouldn't have paid her for blabbing, and then told her she had to give you happy ending if she wanted to get paid :D, but I'm an asshole...

siriuslee 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:42

Sounds like breach of a verbal contract to me thus negating transfer of money x]

MsMegaroo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:43

Hahahaha...nice #19 lol

justmyluck1212 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:43

u didnt expect her not 2 if she was drunk rite?

Mata_Hari 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:46

#4 AND #9; she probably DIDN'T realize, as the OP says she got drunk and told everyone. But FYL. You also could have told her to NOT drink... I mean, for $160, it's not that much to ask...

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 8 June 2009 23:50

wow, ur paying her? thats how much u need a date? well, that sucks u should have made a deal with her- u'll pay her and she keeps her mouth shut. and if doesnt, she doesnt get the $