Health: Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink...

By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 21:58 - Mexico

Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML

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By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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Almost made it

By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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devona 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:23

incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.

lawlsmileyface 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:14

lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.

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Gkimbo707 0

Friday 11 June 2010 17:49

your ultrasound tech is a dumbass! the more you have in the better pics they get. they should never have you pee out "just a little". fyl for having a stupid tech who prolly did one of those online classes thats not really registered or accredited

Gkimbo707 0

Friday 11 June 2010 17:56

where does it say shes prego? ultrasounds arent only done for pregnancy dumba**es. fyl for going to a stupid u.s.tech. they shouldnt ever have you relieve yourself just a little. the more pee you have the better scans you get. prolly one of those online unaccredited college certificates and not a registered tech

MitchShadows 1

Friday 11 June 2010 19:53

LoL. have fun tending to that sprained wrist "sexy walker"

itzzcaro_xo 0

Friday 11 June 2010 20:22

hahahahhaha when u pee u can't pee a lil and hold it hahahah

Hammer01 8

Saturday 12 June 2010 1:45

wear a diaper!!!!

letitbe56 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 4:46

I hate getting ultrasounds for that very reason! I had to get one once, and when I showed up for my appointment they weren't ready, so I had to wait for more than 30 min with an extremely full bladder. It was incredibly painful.

lopezzz 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 5:58

I've never heard a doctor say to pee but not completely finish. Isn't that not good for you?

shootforthemoon 0

Monday 14 June 2010 1:00

: P I'm definitely not looking forward to that part of having a baby. I pray that the rest of the pregnancy goes well for you!

Anjeluh 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:58

When I had an ultrasound for my appendicitis, I drank 3 glasses of water which I know, is very hard. She came back after 15 minutes and told me I needed to drink more water, She told me to drink 3 more glasses. When she pressed and pushed on my abdomen, I was so close to peeing also. I was glad I didn't but I really despise that part of ultrasounds.