Health: Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to...

By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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toooldforthis 19

Monday 16 April 2012 8:38

Do you have to wear a plastic bag on your head now?

DontClickOnMe 28

Monday 16 April 2012 8:35

You should've tried and stuck your foot out of the shower. Oh well, but I hope you get better soon, OP!

Comments

firefighterjohn 9

Monday 16 April 2012 12:17

finally a true fml. sorry op

Shoone_fml 5

Monday 16 April 2012 20:06

Thanks man.

funnyguy2697 6

Monday 16 April 2012 12:39

now you need a plastic bag on your head when showering??

LowLives 9

Monday 16 April 2012 12:50

Soo...now you have to wear a plastic bag over your head?

laevatin 2

Monday 16 April 2012 15:22

Don't shower before you break anything else lol. Worse case scenario wash yourself with a wet towel and sit down somewhere save. I feel sorry for u OP.