Health: Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to...

By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

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By ice_dancer_jake - 20/06/2019 02:28

Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML

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toooldforthis 19

Monday 16 April 2012 8:38

Do you have to wear a plastic bag on your head now?

DontClickOnMe 28

Monday 16 April 2012 8:35

You should've tried and stuck your foot out of the shower. Oh well, but I hope you get better soon, OP!

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 16 April 2012 20:31

Should've showered while sitting on one of those plastic white chairs.

neander 8

Monday 16 April 2012 21:15

you can't fix stupid

chucklepink 10

Monday 16 April 2012 21:36

Cause of accident: Lack of adhesive ducks.

Trisha_aus 15

Monday 16 April 2012 22:16

Ouch I know how you feel! Same thing happened to me, except my injury was from a bus accident...try one of those shower chairs..feel better op

seanc722 2

Monday 16 April 2012 23:07

Bath

Ilove1D_890 0

Monday 16 April 2012 23:46

Oucchh be careful, and feel better :)

ITS_SNORLAX 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:39

You can be the new Chucky now :D

Eiregal2 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:49

I know in a small way how hard it is to shower when you can't get something wet. I am currently in my second week of getting a huge dragon tattoo going up my leg and it even wraps around my ankle, but for it to heal it my not be in water for too long, so I do the plastic bag thing too. Boo I say!

JBM3292 19

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:44

The same situation happened to me; except for the whole fallinq in the shower. I was only six and was smart enouqh to know standing in the shower with a baq over your foot was a bad idea.