Intimacy: Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene....

By SOdamnNervous - 29/08/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous, so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked, began staring at a hot blonde in the front, and got hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 14:45 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML

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By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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By buster - 13/02/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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warmfuzzy 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:03

is being a "hot blonde" all it takes for guys to get hard? really???

Bathory_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:04

Because movies totally give the best advice. YDI.

Comments

skatergirl21 2

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:09

thats awesome if you looked at her than you should look at me you would get a super boner write me back

gummibehrs 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:13

Craigslist not working for ya?

porsche944 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:50

Gummibehrs wins for all eternity

mushrooms_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:16

LOL. #24, I agree!

_Noon_ 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:10

Haha, too bad. Hopefully only the front row noticed. But I doubt it.

skatergirl21 2

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:11

you should look at me then you would get a super boner write back

gummibehrs 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:14

Shut the hell up and stop being desperate. And you're also spamming.

UGFTW 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:27

Get a life, please.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:40

UGFTW - That's quite the original username. (not).

GongButterfly 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:13

lol learn to control yourself horny boy ;P

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:16

FYL? Lol, Of Course Not! At Least Hot Blondes Go To Your Seminar. Good Job (;

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:01

Could have been mandatory :P

Vaetrus 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:06

42: There are mandatory attendance for hot blonde chicks? Where?!?! 54/57: There are no hot bald women. Your picture did nothing. OP. You knew you were going to stare at her regardless.

Jazzywrites007 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:30

Oh hey, You're a bitch.

musiclife_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:33

that technique works, just...don't focus on one person LOL

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:38

Begh. Blonde. Blonde is such an overrated hair colour, and it really doesn't look that nice for most people. (Yes, I'm speaking males and females). Dark hair all the way. Moving on, You definitely deserve it for trying something you saw in movies lol I bet you're the kid that made them put that label on Superman costumes.

Lonely_Lez 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:56

Hey! Don't rag on the blondes, haha. I agree though, blonde hair is hard to pull off unless you're born with it (this coming from a natural blonde).

mushrooms_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:23

Ya I have normally dishwater-blonde hair but I lighten it. It also looks lighter because I live off the west coast and it is always sunny and hot.

VolleyballSMASH 1

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:56

Brunettes all the way!!!!!!

fmh123 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:11

blonde, "Homer SImpson drools"

epicwinmaster 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:19

@ skatergirl21: if you have to ask people to look at you ON THE INTERNET, never mind in public, you are obviously ugly as **** and kept in a cage. so just stop.

bensitu 1

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:19

See, in the movies, this is where the guy whips it out and talks about the importance of keeping your mouth clean. What, you don't watch the same movies I do?