Kids: Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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Reported!

By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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I'm a rebel, mom!

By SheenaL - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

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Asshat of the day

By Ariane - 28/11/2022 12:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my son's school called me at work to let me know my son had broken his leg playing soccer, so I had to come and take him to hospital. I told my boss I had to leave, explaining why. He asked, "How old is your son? - 16. - He's 16 and he still needs his mother? You're not leaving!" FML

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Friday 7 September 2012 11:43

Mother of god.....the zombies are coming

nikininja 4

Friday 7 September 2012 11:45

He is lucky no one took him seriously and took a baseball bat to him!

Comments

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Sunday 9 September 2012 11:51

I would pull him out of regular school.. make him get a job and he could get his qualifications via correspondence.

onyxguard 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:15

You ever try beating his ass?

b1ggerb1tch 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:24

.-. bath salts c;

Allison_Nicole60 0

Monday 10 September 2012 0:59

I don't blame him, I wanna hurt the kids in my classes too.

kyndall47 2

Monday 10 September 2012 2:00

bath salts hahah your son is hilarious.

BxCat 0

Monday 10 September 2012 4:13

Does nobody else find this as strange as I do. I mean he's sixteen not five. Isn't that an assault charge. If your son bit my child I'd be pressing charged

Jazzey5 3

Monday 10 September 2012 5:48

Just a phase.

twinkiz 4

Thursday 9 May 2013 14:12

Omg lol thats hilarious wish i was there :D

Luna349 5

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:40

That is actually scary because there is a problem with teenagers and bath salts because apparently there is something in them that acts like a drug and teenagers have discovered this. I wouldn't laugh at this FML I do feel bad for you and I hope you can get your son help if he is actually using bath salts as a drug.