Kids: Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested...

By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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You deserved it 8 968

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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You deserved it 3 066

Help yourself

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00

Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML

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You deserved it 100

Dumbass

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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You deserved it 438

By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML

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You deserved it 4 345

By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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You deserved it 61

Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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You deserved it 1 403

By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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You deserved it 1 868

murphy30011 7

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:56

Your son is an idiot

Adam5858 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:57

Extra punishment for being such a fool

Comments

SleepingDogs_fml 8

Monday 16 June 2014 6:43

ALL THE PUNS!!!!!!!

MrSweeps 5

Monday 16 June 2014 23:27

Teach your son to not be a shitty thief. He brings great shame to the profession

HockeyPlayaX 6

Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:47

Sorry that I said u deserved it. It was worth it because it made me the 7001st person to say it.

HeManPc 5

Friday 20 June 2014 11:16

Your son's IQ level must be 5.

ThatOneTimeLord 25

Monday 23 June 2014 4:50

If your going to rob, do it right.

catmom93 4

Monday 7 July 2014 21:31

He was probably trying to fet the money for it to spend on something else...

TechnoStew 21

Thursday 10 July 2014 17:16

I would have sold it at school, or at least just thrown it away.

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:27

your son is a special kind of stupid isn't he?

kelba 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:04

If it was strawberry I understand your sons predicament strawberry gum is the worst

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