Kids: Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested...

By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00

Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML

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By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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murphy30011 7

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:56

Your son is an idiot

Adam5858 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:57

Extra punishment for being such a fool

Comments

blackspace 4

Wednesday 11 June 2014 16:05

It is good boy!

kotake 7

Wednesday 11 June 2014 16:14

Yeah the son's stupid but at least he doesn't frivolously waste. Don't teach him that cheating/stealing is okay as long as you don't get caught, teach him it's wrong to begin with.

ialexi13 6

Wednesday 11 June 2014 16:37

he could of just steal more...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 11 June 2014 16:42

My Idiot-English Translation Engine has been sitting idly for too long, so I feel the need to use it here. *whirr* *bzzz* *click* *DING!* "He could have just stolen more. I probably shouldn't inhale nail polish remover just before commenting." Much better.

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 11 June 2014 16:44

I wanna lift some cinnamon gum I could be happy the rest of my life with some cinnamon gum

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:00

So did he try and return it for money, or did he just stick them back on the shelf?

MrCafe 9

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:33

Your son deserves Nobel Prize in stupidity!

blondeambition1 4

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:00

My sister's friend once got caught shoplifting underarm deodorant. As punishment, all she got for gifts (birthday, Christmas, etc) was deodorant.

annunaki_fml 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:26

jesus on the cross,w-t-f?

ZoroMiHawk 25

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:51

on the bright side, your son has no future in criminal activities....on the dark side, your son doesn't seem to have any future in any career where you need to use your brains either.