Kids: Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested...

By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00

Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML

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By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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murphy30011 7

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:56

Your son is an idiot

Adam5858 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:57

Extra punishment for being such a fool

Comments

TryhardTim 5

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:55

Your son can't even rob a store correctly. What can he do without messing it up?

GothicKnife 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:17

I'm sorry to say this but your son is a dumbass.

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:34

LMAO what an idiot

pseud0nym 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 21:31

I read this and am so glad I'm not stupid enough to put my parents through that.

SideOfTheAngels 23

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:42

Your son is...an idiot. Plain and simple.

KaneHunter 22

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:04

Jeez...Things like this remind me that stupidity has no limits :/ though I'm sorry OP has a son like that

inolongercare 19

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:07

Why did he not just throw it away?

elizacandle 29

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:08

wow not only is he a criminal; he's an idiot too.

mkayden 23

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:46

That wasn't a very smart move. Well, karma is karma.

__lindsxy__ 10

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:53

Wow.

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