By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 16:42 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
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hopelessefforts 9

That must be awkward in bed if you know what I mean

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perdix 29

#2, did you read the whole story? It's a fear of cats, not dogs.

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olpally 32

Damn cats! Lol. Use a laser Pointer and see if it works on her.

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smiliecat 13

Does my profile picture scare you? He's 25lbs of love and bunny kicks.

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Llama_Face89 33

25 lbs?! What breed? O.o

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smiliecat 13

He was a lucky find! I have no idea what he's got in him. I'm sure Maine coon somewhere! He's also not overweight by any means...he's furry, healthy, and fairly active (for a cat).

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Blazinthatshit 9

my grandma has a maine coon, they get fuggin huge!

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Acrlyx 8

Well I guess the animal logo scared you. Other than she sounds inconsiderate.

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perdix 29

You should make spider or butterfly sounds back and scare the shit out of her!

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perdix 29

#23, I'd tell you, but if you don't have arachnophobia already, you'd get a bad case of it.

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FightMyLiger 19

They bark. The barking spider, heard most commonly in elevators and quiet movie theaters. Cohabitants with "mouse playing tuba".

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MrConcise 34

They hiss. Sounds like a pipe leaking air, IMO.

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AngrySailor 17

Are we talking "Steve French" here or "Shit Rock"? Your pride hinges on the answer OP.

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tsent8 15

Don't be such a pussy. Grow some whiskers.

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mmaflake 19

Yes. I hoped somebody would call this guy a pussy. Cats!?!? Maybe lions or tigers.

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MrConcise 34

Ah, the game of cat and mouse we call "love".

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icepick23 12

Your girlfriend sounds pretty sexy...

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B1ackthesun 31

She sounds pretty damn annoying to me...

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swordidfate 13

Sounds to me like she was just trying to be cute, if it really bothers you tell her

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B1ackthesun 31

Sounds to me like she was trying to be funny not cute... And seriously failing at both.

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vegeta77 4

You win my wimp of the year award. How did you get a girlfriend? Does she beat you?

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lectricpharaoh 9

That makes about as much sense as 'I had a traumatic experience with a person, therefore, I'm scared of all people who are . Some cats/dogs/etc are extremely friendly, and some are not.Besides, perhaps the cat/dog/whatever had a bad experience with people. The difference there is that we don't expect these animals to reason out that not every member of a group is the same. @OP: Grow a pair, and get over it. It's one thing to be afraid of a cat that has hurt you, but to have a fear of all cats is pretty childish. It's even sadder to be afraid of your girlfriend's cat noises.

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