By openmouthinsertfoot - 07/12/2010 17:21 - United Kingdom

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Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML
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DocBastard 38

What the hell were you thinking leaving a stranger in your flat? While you were gone, he could have tripped over your cat, stolen your cake, and emptied your apartment! Dumbass.

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Luckysam1984 0

How stupid are you to leave someone you dont know alone in your house? You deserve that for asking that question.

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Luckysam1984 0

* asking if anyone had a wild night.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Your "rondaeveuz" made me vomit, and i'm only a beginner in French..

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Mark83 0

Damn, there's a lot of uptight judgemental people in here.. "YDI for enjoying your life and having a great night with a guy".. I don't know if people are just jealous or if you just hate everyone that doesn't have your (probably religous) views on life.. I say keep living OP!

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Mark83 0

Oh, and by the way.. Some of us lives in countries, where you can actually trust other people..

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dudeitsdanny 9

Like where? There's thieves everywhere. I'd love to live in a place where I can trust a stranger.

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Taipan_fml 0

Yeahhh, people who think that banging everything with a pulse is a bad idea aren't all religious nuts. Most are just smart. You really think the people who practice safe sex and/or don't sleep around a lot are the ones that contribute to the spread of STIs...? Also, leaving a stranger in your home is stupid no matter where you live.

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xxstacyxx 0

ha ha I bet he didn't recognize you *wink wink *

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fml_as_usual 0

lol. Turns out being a ***** has consequences. YDI. That being said, i really dig that you're a ***** that gives university lectures, sounds intelligent, which is hot.

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