Health: Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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TinyEMT 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)

AngrehPirate 0

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...

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rougeunicorn03 17

Sunday 29 September 2013 9:23

YDI for being a fatass.

sammyjo06 14

Sunday 2 February 2014 7:24

Sometimes the seats in movie theaters are pretty small. I've read that some of the older theaters have seats designed for a 150 lb. person, even though the average American is closer to 175 lbs, and more than 2/3 of the country is overweight, so they'll be higher than 175. Regardless, OP didn't say the movie theater was stupid, he didn't call the seats small, he didn't start yelling at anyone, he didn't start blaming society or a medical condition for his weight. He just went home, sad :(. Have a bit of compassion, all you mean, nasty people.

aidz1994 16

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:56

Lemme guess...'thyroid problems'?

gorma191 6

Wednesday 24 December 2014 8:58

If OP is overweight because of a disease: FYL If OP is overweight because they eat things that made them overweight: FYL as well I'm so, so sorry that this happened to you, OP, and I'm absolutely disgusted by everyone claiming that if you "made yourself fat", you deserve to be publicly humiliated. Truth is, obesity can be caused, directly or indirectly, by a number of physical and mental illnesses or by poverty, but that doesn't matter, because you have a right to your own bodily autonomy and you don't deserve to be questioned for it. If you're overweight, this sort of thing might happen simply because of our society, but it absolutely shouldn't. FYL indeed. Also, there are many theaters where you can lift up the armrests, and I've even seen some with "cuddle seats" that are twice as wide as normal seats. That may be something to look into. Good luck in the future, and please don't let all these negative comments get you down!

THEDUDE1553566 24

Monday 18 May 2015 2:16

I get the message you are trying to say, but you should have proof read it because you said this person SHOULD be publicly humiliated...

THEDUDE1553566 24

Monday 18 May 2015 2:14

From one heavier person to another, it's ok. We have all been there. Just give watching what you are eating a try and go from there. Working out for an hour is part of the battle, the rest is watching what's on your plate for the other 23