Love: Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened...

By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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By stupid drunk bitch - 24/02/2016 18:37 - United States - Cobleskill

Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML

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Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

ur a brave kid and a good friend

YOREALLY 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:

Comments

SexyQueen0905 24

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:11

Awwww, that is so sweet! I'm sorry you had to do that but you have excellent morals.

1215116a 14

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:20

So he deserves it for being NICE? Wow...

SexyQueen0905 24

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:15

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Where in my comment did I say he deserved it?

xGraycloud 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:11

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1215116a 14

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:16

So he deserves it for being nice? Wow...

1215116a 14

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:18

Sorry! It was supposed to go to 24, but my iPhone messed up! Now let's see how many thumbs down I get... -_-

aavatar10 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:11

I'll give you your kudos, because I sure as he'll would have done it.

TKpetit 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:22

Best profile picture!

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:13

You're doing an honorable thing.

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:13

awwww!! you're so honorable! I wish u were my boyfriend lol :D

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:13

Dude, what a good guy you are. FYL.

condom101 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:13

what happens in college stays in college :)

XxToriwolfxX 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:10

Wrong. What happens in college without the use of drugs or amnesia comes with you for the rest of your life.

birds_fml 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:14

I just want to let you know, OP, that this girl is a cheater at heart, so you won't be hurt should you ever get with her. Humans as a species aren't completely monogamous, so it's not like she's a **** or anything... but it's best to know what sort of person you're going to date ahead of time, so there's no surprises. If she needed you to keep her from cheating on her current boyfriend, she's GOING to cheat on her next boyfriend, and the next, and one of those might be you. If you're not okay with that, you might want to seriously think over whether you'd actually have a future with this girl.

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:16

She obviously does not want to be monogamous. Either that or she doesn't want to be with her bf. You are in a good position though. She obviously has sexual feelings for you! So here's what you do. Tell her what happened. Have a laugh over it. A few days later bring up the topic of non-monogamy. Read the well researched book "Sex at Dawn" and tell her its awesome (which it is) and get her to read it too. It will get her thinking about why she needs only one (she doesn't). Be sexy around her. Dont be her sentimental cuddle buddy, be her ultra-hot stud of a roommate who works out topless around the apartment. Make her want you SEXUALLY, not as a friend. Friends get no pussy and no hope of pussy... ever. Eventually she will come around and either dump her bf (make a move as soon as she does) or make a sober move on you (this time go for it!). Believe me, once you give her an hour of multi-orgasmic tonguing and boning from a guy she has been secretly desiring for months she will be so wet that she'll forget all about that promise. Or you could keep the promise and be the nice guy and listen to her sob and bitch about her next bf who does all of this to her loudly from the next room where you (the wimpy friend) can hear it. If that's you then YDI.