By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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YOREALLY 0

Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:

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loveellie 0

Where can I find another like you? No good guys left ):

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dcon1990 0

not true, we exist, we're just overshadowed by the assholes and douchebags running around making girls lives miserable and corrupting their view of guys but I kinda see your point though.

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KEB13 4

127 is totally right!!!! many people say chivalry is dead (which is a lie btw) but I open doors for any girls that will walk through it

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demonmarine22 0

I agree with 127. we are here but girls always go for the assholes

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ToyotaObsession 1

All around you. But they aren't interesting to you. You can pick any guy you want to date. but when YOU keep picking Aholes it's not because there aren't any mice guys. It's because YOU aren't interested in nice guys.

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kitty292 9

That was very sweet and responsible of you. drunk people can't technically consent, so kudos to you.

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Mystery_Machete 2

You sir, have more self restraint than my town! (It's like freakin bible camp for horny bastards.) But I do agree that it sucks when you have to compromise your own heart for the one you love... The world needs more people like you. Both sexes, for those of you wondering why I said 'people'.

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iSurf_fml 8

Promises are lame. This is coming from a girl. I'm pretty sure you could mastermind a plan to make her and her boyfriend split it.

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woahbro2slow 0

well now you know her true feelings. alcohol distinguishes any emotional defense mechanisms. She was acting the way she would regularly if her common sense didn't stop her.

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10n3r 0

You, my friend, are an amazing man. You should feel proud, and let her know; she will have a new found respect for you... who knows, she might even dump her obviously-not-as-good-as-you boyfriend for you!

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imnotcraZ 0

every time relationships come into hand I find the morals of all of these people to be interesting and sometimes make me feel bad for the "other guy" ( op) and not the bf who probably didn't do anything wrong...I question where my morality is going

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fylnotmine89 1

kudos to you for doing the right thing but dude, you're in love with a chick that needs an accountability partner to make sure she doesn't cheat on her bf.... what makes you think that even if you guys ever do get together that it will be any easier for her to not cheat on you? who knows maybe her next accountability partner wont be as trustworthy... just saying.

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