Miscellaneous: Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's 'Mambo Number 5' on constant...

By Anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:00 - United States - Bonita Springs

Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's 'Mambo Number 5' on constant replay for 3 hours, because my little sister was trying to learn a dance for a recital. It would have been even longer than 3 hours, but she then realized that she was dancing to the wrong song. FML

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Cads1 24

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:12

Why did you not put head phones on and tune her out?

dacooliest 16

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:14

I would have left the house...or danced with her!

Comments

AngeloH09 14

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:33

I don't think this was an accident OP.

Xobubblyxo 23

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:37

This is how you know who your true friends are: the ones who take you in when something like this is happening.

bulletsinthewind 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:57

She should've just listened to it though eat buds on her phone. She had no reason to annoy you and possibly others in the house with it. That's really selfish and inconsiderate of her

LycanGod 27

Wednesday 15 July 2015 12:23

#18... bluetooth headphones... no wires required :o

lexwilder 16

Wednesday 15 July 2015 15:30

You can't rehearse for a recital with headphones in. a performance requires a higher level of commitment and effort than headphones. Especially if she practiced for 3 hours. I've tried the bluetooth ones. The music being right in your ears changes everything. It just doesn't work. (And I've been dancing for 15 years)