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By NYMTS - 01/07/2011 23:22 - Australia

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Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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srhshl 9

1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.

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bigmanj28 0

It's a win win situation

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runepop 0

stole my words. u thief!!!

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bigmanj28 0

I don't see you name on them

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TroyDropShotz 0

lol does he even shower?

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Dennisse_47 17

I think in order for him to shower OP has to let him grab her ass as well

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krisy_07 0

you shouldn't be making deals he's old enough to make his own decisions you should just break up with him for being so immature

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spacemanspiff78 7

yeah, 15, this guy is obviously ready for marriage. since this worked so well, now he'll hold showering and brushing his teeth hostage as well.

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a_nutritionist 10

i predict either a major change in attitude or a lifetime of solitude for this hero. break up with your fiance for not wearing deodorant...jeez. omfg that ****** didnt change the toilet roll, DIVORCE.

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ComaStance 0

163 needs a life. Correcting people is rude. maybe that's why your single.

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Rosser121 0

they were correcting themselves lol

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LordGoober 13

Someone hating on boners :( (thumbs him up to reset to 0) yay for doing my part!!!

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The_Weirdo 10

I have a shirt that says that. It has nipples in the O's. :) It's a great shirt

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chelseaaababyyy 17

160 - the baby in your pic (not sure if shes yours lol) is a cutie(:

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julianne8174 0

yeah she is :) like really adorable!

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cgall123 0

yes that Is my amazing daughter thank u :) she makes me smile the most!!!

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Bellacanfixit 2

That's gross. He sounds really immature. I never understood why some people want to go without deodorant, showers, brushing their teeth, etc. I find it nasty /:

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Lauren10102 3

just building up the good ol' immune system

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green_eggs_and_h 0

22 year-olds have needs too.

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ladybunny 0

it could have been worse, op. much worse.

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