By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 05:56 - United States - Silverdale

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Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
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syed121417 22

I Would love to be in such a fun relationship! I think he's adorable. After all, you are married. You kind of owe him if he got you the toilet paper, unless you really don't want to, which is understandable. But, he sounds adorable, OP.

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NyehNyahNioh 14

I'm not stingy. And no, not on the toilet! LOL. It's kind of a "you owe me one" kinda thing. We tally up little favors and check them when we want something, no questions asked. It's what keeps things fun because we always take revenge. :D

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vincent57_fml 14

I would remember that the next time he wants something.

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cdncw 20

This reminds me of the reddit thread where a guy documented every time he tried to get some lovin' and was denied. If your hubby has to resort to these tactics to get the physical attention he needs, perhaps the issue runs a bit deeper than the ridiculousness of the "offer".

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anon385 23

What is it with the male population and believinh that bj's are the world?

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Diddlydoo1632 18

Hugh yuo shud break up wthi him he is an dumb!!11!11!!!

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Cavsfodawin 21

He shouldn't have had to ask. You are married and should have sex, without having to negotiate for it.

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ReaperofSouls42 2

Time to "accidentally" use to much teeth.

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