By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 05:56 - United States - Silverdale

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Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
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kommission 1

If you did it more often that probably wouldn't have been his terms.

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Goblin182 26

Is that the only way for him to get a ******** from you, to negotiation when you are in a bind? Reminds me of the old saying, if you aren't feeding your dogs and they ain't barking they are eating at the neighbor's house.

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joshi42 16

For one roll? You should have demanded a 36-pack at least.

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navano93 3

If he has to bargain that to get an actual ******* then obviously you're not putting out enough.

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mattmsk005 8

Supply and demand

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stepmommy 5

sounds like my hubby! read this to him with a pause after his term...and he finished the post correctly!

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chosha_fml 26

Give him the ********. Remember to use your teeth. :)

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squideth 18

So... Much... Sexism... The amount of children here who think that this woman should just "put out" all the time to solve this problem is astounding, not to mention the amount of people who think it's okay for a grown man to negotiate a sexual act in return for a simple favour. FYL indeed, OP. I'd just wipe with his towel.

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