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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 05:56 - United States - Silverdale

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Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
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skyeyez9 24

What normal man thinks about working out a ******* deal while his wife is taking a dump?

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WasabiMars 21

#95 A man so desperate he had to negotiate just to get ********.

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Aimeejasmine 15

I hope it wasn't an on-the-spot trade, or you washed your hands at least paha

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neonpachyderm 13

If he had to negotiate that hard just to get a BJ, YDI.

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IWishIWasObama 12

2 sides to everything. When roles are reversed what fid you demand?

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Emerald_Sheba 1

Maybe it's just me, but I have to beg my hubby to let me give him a bj. I think it's because I'd give him two or three a day

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BlondePsycho 43

Have you tried chewing gum to satisfying your oral fixations? Smoking is great too

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limabeans101029 20

Nobody cares about how many ******** you give your husband a day. Surely if you're having to beg to give them, he doesn't really want them. As much as I love oral, I'd be annoyed if my boyfriend kept "begging" to give it to me when I didn't want it.

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otecasacid 22

if you weaponize sexual favors to the point where oral is a special rare treat youre kind of a lame spouse.

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BlondePsycho 43

Next comes "Fine, i'll let you watch **** if you take out the trash."

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sammyjanette 17

If she doesn't want o do oral then she doesn't want to do it. He shouldn't have married her if he found it a problem.

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BlondePsycho 43

Was the ******** also while you on the John? Or did he wait till John finished before taking his turn?

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