Money: Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully...

By iblamethetories - 11/10/2012 17:49 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML

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By priceycommute - 19/08/2017 04:33

Today, after rushing to the bus stop and frantically boarding at the last possible second, I realized that I didn't pay my fare with a single, but a twenty. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML

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That's how I roll

By StellaSanguina - 09/10/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

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By BrokeAF - 20/07/2017 05:01

Today, I had to empty out my coin jar to pay for gas. Trying to be considerate, I only brought quarters, but the cashier refused to take it because they didn't want to count out my $10. I don't know how I'll get to work today. FML

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By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By Sadandphoneless - 23/01/2019 18:00

Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML

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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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Friday 12 October 2012 3:09

This FML makes a lot of cents

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Friday 12 October 2012 3:04

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Comments

unknown_user5566 26

Friday 12 October 2012 3:37

If you knew you only had small change, why wouldn't you count it out before you got to your stop...?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 12 October 2012 3:41

I always check again when I get on the bus in case I made a mistake or I accidentally left a coin in my pocket.

Wii624 5

Friday 12 October 2012 3:42

You couldn't have counted out your change while waiting for the bus to arrive?

daaniel69 6

Friday 12 October 2012 3:47

That's funny, someone jammed the coin slot on the bus I take and the bus driver just let everyone on instead of paying! So you probably helped out the other people,

nissan31 2

Friday 12 October 2012 3:52

Good job

perdix 29

Friday 12 October 2012 3:56

Because the opinion of the bus-riding public matters so much.

gc327072 30

Friday 12 October 2012 4:04

Don't you know bus riders are mostly middle-upper class people with managerial jobs? Of course their opinions matter! /sarcasm Btw Perdix, I put a link up on the other thread about pompatus. Read up.

perdix 29

Friday 12 October 2012 5:06

#30, thanks. I did read that. I've known that it was a made-up word, but I didn't know about the movie.

JustHayden 5

Friday 12 October 2012 4:05

Actually did that this morning, wasn't that crowded at 6:25am though.

X_Codes 11

Friday 12 October 2012 4:37

Been there, done that. All in pennies. After a little fiddling with the machine, it finally accepted my remaining pennies, but it didn't count them correctly.