Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is...

By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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By AccioBucket - 12/02/2021 11:02

Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Angrymom - 22/10/2018 22:00

Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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sorandomgirl 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 11:59

You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP

Wederoney 16

Thursday 9 February 2012 11:59

Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!

Comments

409sPoisonGirl 12

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:27

That's sick. Outside may have been a better option - male or female. Ergh.

hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:31

Pee on the dishes! That will show them!

CalamityJanette 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:50

Piss all over the counter, tell your parents oops you missed, and then make them clean it up. That'll teach them.

xXJaviXx13 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 23:10

Pee outside!

AJRENO 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 23:52

Tell them its your damn house.

meruu_2005 1

Friday 10 February 2012 0:18

Pee in there toilet anyways

jerilynski 9

Friday 10 February 2012 0:32

They smoke weed in their bathroom and don't want you to know.

friedeggyolive 7

Friday 10 February 2012 0:59

Shoulda just peed in a bucket and when no one was around tossed it outside

canzonetta 16

Friday 10 February 2012 1:04

What do you do when you have to poop? Also in the sink?

InkedPrincess 5

Friday 10 February 2012 1:12

I woulda peed in front of their door... teach them when they step in it... :)

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