Miscellaneous: Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training....

By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By varsity soccer player - 19/08/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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devigsgirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.

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jelwood 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:26

thats literally twice as long as my mile is... but it doesnt matter ur teacher should really have let u go

steve16890 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:47

tubby bastard

ktindustrial 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:16

there are way to many people sympathizing with you. No wonder we are all becoming obese. 10 minutes is slow as shit!

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:27

He could've been out shape and not fat, like me. Idiot. I'm 105 and can't run the mile in 10. I hate sports... and running. I do dance now so, that's gonna get me in shape. (I know no one cares :P)

TheWicked 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:21

10 motherfucking minutes and you can't run ONE ******* MILE?! Jeez....

manulover0116 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:35

fat ass. I can walk a mile in 9 minutes and run it in less than 6. maybe you need to run it again

ernie9 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:25

are you serious? I can do one in under 6 mins

TheAksnowrider 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:41

you are sooo ******* slow

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:25

Asshole, he could've been out of shape.

skhoolkid 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:11

wtf!?!? how does it take you 10 mins to RUN a mile? I could walk a mile faster! maybe that second mile will me good for you

ladiesman665 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:27

ant that a bitch

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:58

I ran the mile in 10:06. It sucks to not be in good shape even if you're skinny like me.

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Sunday 15 May 2011 8:55

I know. My fastest mile was 9:28. :/ I've never been a fast runner or good at exercising even though I have a nice body. I even ride my bike uphill every day for almost an hour and it still hasn't helped me get into better shape. But I was never passionate about sports or anything like that.